Warning: A very, very long post. Recommended only for students of Engineering.
A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was an
engineering college with an extremely illustrious Mechanical Engineering
department whose fame spread far beyond the furthest reaches of the galaxy.
* * * * *
“Have you completed the Design project?” Deepak asked.
“Gone mad or what? The submission is two weeks away”,
replied Nabendu with an air of finality.
This was the final semester of the final year. Nabendu was
already placed – along with 3/4th of the batch – in a software
company and submission of design projects was not his priority. In fact, his
only priority was to make dreadful jokes on his employer including one which
poked fun at their indiscriminate hires – “Trespassers will be recruited”.
With a large group placed and a substantial group accepted in
institutions for future studies – truth be told – submission of Engineering Design
projects was not anybody’s priority.
Usually, these design projects needed a ‘mother’ – a
solution (typically done by a topper of the previous batch) – to get going.
Once we knew from an acknowledged master how the ferocious flanges were being
subjected to treacherous torque, the calculations seemed infinitely easier. And
once the calculations were done, slapping a drawing sheet on the previous
year’s drawings and tracing it out was a cinch!
This being the final year, the ‘seniors’ had already left
and finding a ‘mother’ was not proving to be easy.
In a rare display of enterprise, Nabendu and Deepak went
around asking classmates on the progress of this design project. Of course, you
could argue that speaking to 7 classmates over cha-shingara isn’t a great
display of enterprise. Even that ended swiftly enough when they found an
antakshari gang in the Canteen. Nabendu joined them with gusto and started
singing “Romeo naam mera, chori hain kaam
mera…” completely out of tune but with exact dance movements. Deepak went
home with a mixture of unease (flunking a course in the last semester was the –
well – last thing he wanted) and comfort (after all, even Uttam hadn’t started
on it).
* * * * *
“Arre, let’s go and ask him once…”
“He won’t help… he doesn’t know enough design to help…”
“At least, he can waive off the submission requirement…”
“Hmm… that’s an idea…”
Nabendu and Deepak squabbled unnecessarily for 5 minutes
before deciding that the only person who could help in this project submission
was the professor himself.
Dilip Kumar Chatterjee – DKC for short – was popular for all
the wrong reasons. Firstly, he was said to have a comely daughter. Secondly, he
was horrendously un-punctual leading to frequent class cancellations. Thirdly,
he was – or seemed – as clueless about his subjects as the students he taught!
Overall, he seemed to be the sort who could be requested to postpone (or, in
the extreme case, cancel) academic requirements without the fear of getting
one’s head bitten off.
They knocked on his door and waited. After a few minutes,
they peeped in and were greeted by an empty room. It was one of those
inexplicable things why they still walked in.
Nabendu marveled at the empty table and the computer which
had probably never been switched on. Deepak saw something else – a cupboard
towards the far corner of the room which was so stuffed that the door hadn’t
closed properly. The papers inside seemed like… he walked over, took out one of
the files, glanced through it, stuffed it in his backpack and was out of the
room in a flash.
Nabendu caught up with him almost after the jheel. “What the
hell did you do?” he asked Deepak after managing to catch his breath.
Deepak took his time to answer. He was panting harder. “Its.
A. Mother. Last. Year’s. File. Just. Picked. It. Up. Will. Need. It.”
“What are you saying, bastard?”
High-fives happened before they both left campus with the firm
belief that if God does exist somewhere in the universe, he is probably perched
on top of the stairs in the Mechanical Engineering department.
* * * * *
Deepak returned the file to Nabendu the next day. He had
managed to copy out the entire calculations and the complicated drawing in one
marathon night-out. The plan was to finish off both their projects in 48 hours
and return the file to the cupboard in DKC’s room. But these things never turn
out the way they are supposed to.
For starters, Nabendu decided to gloat over their
acquisition to half the University and their maternal cousins. Even batchmates
in the Electronics department weren’t spared the details of the ‘daring raid’ –
which seemed to grow on every successive retelling and soon resembled one of
the dangerous expeditions his father – a senior police officer – undertook.
Very soon, there was a queue of classmates who wanted the ‘mother’
to finish off their projects and it didn’t look like the file was returning to
the cupboard anytime soon. Nabendu magnanimously handed over the file to the
queue and remained quite satisfied in telling the story again and again. After
a point, Deepak lost track of the people who completed their projects from that
file and just assumed that Nabendu would have done it as well.
* * * * *
At 9 PM, Deepak was wondering what movie they would be
showing on the local cable channel when the phone rang. It was Nabendu.
“Do you have some drawing sheets?” he asked strangely.
“No. Bought and used the last sheet for the Design project”,
Deepak replied. “But why do you need it now? We don’t have any other
submissions after the…” and then it dawned on him. “Nabendu, you STILL haven’t
done the Design project? The submission’s tomorrow!!!”
“What crap? Of course, I have done it. I have copied out the
calculations. Now, I only have to draw the damn thing out.”
“****er, why didn’t you do it earlier? Where will you get
drawing sheets now?”
“Shut up. Just because you don’t have it and the Univ shop
is closed doesn’t mean drawing sheets have vanished from the city. I will pick some up from the hostel… errr, what’s the 11 PM movie on
Jain TV?”
When Deepak put the phone down at 9:32 PM, the Design
project was not on his mind. But if it had been, he would have prayed for it to
be on Nabendu’s mind as well.
* * * * *
“You got the drawing sheets?” Deepak asked as he saw
Nabendu’s smiling countenance come through the nervous group of students
assembled outside the professor’s room for the final Design viva.
“Done.” Nabendu smirked.
Having spent much of the last four years with Nabendu,
Deepak knew the solution his friend had adopted was not the conventional one.
“Show me your drawing”, he demanded.
“Let’s go over to that side. Its emptier.” Nabendu replied
with uncharacteristic diffidence.
Subbu, Shamik and Dipanjan had gathered around by now. The
vivas were conducted in groups of five and their roll numbers were 90 to 92 while
Nabendu and Deepak brought up the rear.
They ambled over to an empty classroom and Nabendu’s brought
out his design file. The design calculations were supposed to be the first 20
pages, which were normal A4 sheets while the large thick drawing sheet was
folded at the back to fit into the file.
Nabendu’s sheets seemed to be a lot less. Without anyone
asking, he volunteered a response – “Have skipped a few steps in between. Who’s
gonna check all of it, anyway? Managed it in 12 pages. Had run out of sheets
and…”
“…and the Univ store was closed.”
This was not a major problem since project calculations –
done under extreme time constraints – of most students were shortened and close
scrutiny would reveal many skeletons from the last 4 years.
They turned to the Design drawing at the back of the file.
“Son of a… what is this?” exclaimed Subbu. The drawing sheet
seemed to have been taken straight out of Tutankhamun’s tomb. It was creased,
frayed at the edges and had duct-tape holding out the folds.
“Mother*****…”
“B*****…”
“F***face, what have you done?”
Nabendu was his usual cool self. “Oh, don’t over-react! When
I started on this last evening…”
“Why did you start last evening?”
“…I didn’t have any drawing sheet. The store was closed.
Nobody in the hostel had any either. On top of that, it was getting late. So, I
just erased last year’s name and wrote my name there. Even his roll number was
the same as mine…” Nabendu seemed to take this last bit of coincidence as some
divine hint that assured him this was the right thing to do.
As they stared at the yellowing papyrus with horror, they
could hear their roll numbers being called at the end of the corridor.
* * * * *
The panic had gripped all four of them.
A viva group was susceptible to mood swings of the professor
brought about by one bad apple. While none of them were terribly well-prepared,
they expected to steer through DKC’s usually calm manner and silly questions
with a mix of common sense and obsequiousness. But this cavalier bit of
plagiarism had thrown everything off gear.
They filed into the room and took their seats in order of
their roll numbers. As they handed in their files, the usual greetings were
made with a quiver in the voice.
DKC calmly took their files and started going through them.
Many years later, when Deepak first watched a show called Masterchef and saw
the judges pause for inordinately long periods before passing judgments, he was
immediately reminded of vivas.
DKC went through the first three files with some silly
comments and bonhomie, only to be rewarded with nervous grunts. He finally took
up Nabendu’s file. He flipped through the pages without too much attention to
the details of the calculations.
Then, he came to the drawing. His frowned at the duct-tape
as he started to unfold (unravel would probably be more appropriate) the sheet.
For the first time in their lives, they heard paper creak!
DKC’s frown slowly turned into round-eyed amazement as he
unfolded the ancient parchment to reveal pencil-cravings from ancient times,
probably symbolizing some pagan rituals. The group held its collective breath
as he carefully examined the description panel on the bottom right of the
sheet. The only bright pencil marks on the sheet seemed to be ‘Designed by
Nabendu Mitra’ while the name of the original owner was clearly visible under
that as Nabendu’s erasing was clearly half-hearted.
DKC fixed Nabendu with a stare as the other four started
admiring the ceiling fan, the window grill, the door stopper and the outdated
Bengali calendar on the wall.
“I will ask you a simple question, Nabendu. And you have to
answer it truthfully.” DKC solemnly asked. “Did you do this design project
yourself?”
If this had been a movie, a gong would have sounded for
sure. But only the murmur of the waiting students outside punctuated the
silence.
Nabendu cleared his throat before replying, “No, sir. I took
the file from that cupboard.”
Cue for louder gong… with echo effect.
Later in his life, when Deepak had attended many marketing
workshops, he got to know of a term called ‘moment of truth’. Whatever the real
meaning of the phrase was, nothing came closer like the moment at hand.
And DKC decided to lift the dead-weight of the silence with
what eventually became the ‘quote of the century’.
“Nabendu, your father is trying his best to stop crimes in
this city. And you, yourself, embark on the path of crime…”
Deepak had visions of Nabendu running down an airport runway
as his father chased him with a revolver in his hand. But he couldn’t laugh as
he was too busy wondering what this statement would lead to?
Expulsion from the University? Repeating the year? What?
* * * * *
Deepak went on to do a MBA and sells soaps for a living now.
Subbu, Shamik and Dipanjan joined software firms after
graduation. All of them lead large project teams now.
Nabendu is also a software engineer and is very curious
about computer aided design software that don’t require paper to create
complicated designs.
This is a work of fiction.
All characters are fictional. All the described events are figments of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
Comments
~ Krishanu
You should also see what happens during the MBA final exams in the same university that you are talking of.:)))