“Galti ho
gayi, Anand-sahab.”
“Galti ke
bachche, tu jaanta hai mera shirt kitne ka hain? Main tere paise se...”
“Nahin
malik, wohi saamne wale sahab se adla-badli...”
“Tujhe sab
pata hain to...”
“Haan sahab,
Prabhat Studios mein kaam karte hain...”
“Prabhat..?”
“Jee...
dance master hain.”
“Kya naam
bataya?”
“Padukone
sahab... woh doosre maale mein kholi...”
“Nahin yaar, jam nahin raha hain.”
“Omprakash-ji,
aap ko chahiye kya lyrics mein?”
“Thoda
mischief... thoda romance... thoda banter chahiye, yaar.”
“Aap ko
maine kitne options diye lekin... aaj aur nahin soch sakta. Kal phir se sitting
rakhte hain.”
He turned to
the two composers.
“Achha, toh
hum chalte hain.”
“Phir kab
miloge?” asked Laxmikant.
“Sorry beta
but we can produce your script only by closing this office.”
“But that
would mean...”
“Haan,
people will lose jobs...”
“No, no... I
will rework the budget.”
“How...”
“We’ll make
the film for less but the office should run.”
“Thanks,
Sooraj.”
“Kya bol
rahe ho? Aapke mere beech no sorry, no thank you...”
“Okay... so,
you don’t know her address?”
“No.”
“You have
not even a vague idea of the locality where she might be staying?”
“No.”
“And you
came all the way from Delhi to find her?”
“Yes.”
“Here in
Bombay... without an address?”
“Yes.”
“And what if
you don’t find her?”
“I will
become a superstar.”
“What if this show fails?”
“It won’t...
it’s an international hit.”
“But I’ve
never done TV.”
“Doesn’t
matter. You are...”
“I am very
nervous...”
“Sir, you’ll
do fine.”
“I don’t
think I can do this...”
“Sir, shoot
is about to...”
“No, I
can’t...”
......
“Deviyon aur
sajjanon, aap sabka swagat hai iss adbhut khel mein...”
“Nahin yaar... not one good
reason to do your film... Now don’t start on it being hatke... all films are
hatke... I’ll get lost in this multi-starrer, yaar...”
“You haven’t read the script?” the producer asked.
“No, yaar... what’s the...”
“So you don’t know who the killer is.”
“No... who is the killer?” Kajol asked.
“You can’t take a call at an Enrique concert, ya!”
“I know, ya
but...”
“Not from
home, na?”
“No, some
unknown number.”
“Dekh, it
can’t be any producer.”
“No but...”
“Why you
spoiling this outing???”
“Let me just
take this.”
“Spoilsport,
yaar!”
“It will take
five seconds.”
....
“Hello?”
“Hello...
Bidya? This is Prodeep Shorcar.”
Comments
Only the first one stumped me .. Had good fun guessing though !
Keep writing often !!
Please do one with tollywood...an at least one with Ray...
Please do one with Kolkata....so much material is around....and please do one with Ray.